28th February 2013

Officials at Yeovil Town are seriously worried about the health of our favourite mascot The Jolly Green Giant. 

As you can see from our photograph, Jolly appears to have shrunk!! 
Standing next to Stuart Housley up at Colchester, Stuart is almost taller than him, which had manager Gary Johnson seriously concerned. 
"Is it bulimia?" he asked, but on reflection we all had to agree that seemed unlikely as nobody had seen him vomiting!
Urgent tests were being carried out on Jolly and we will report back as soon as any more news is forthcoming.